Bloated Processor
Bloated Processor: Creature - Phyrexian, March of the Machine. Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On Mana Grove.
- Mana cost
- {2}{B}
- Mana value
- 3
- Type
- Creature - Phyrexian
- Colour identity
- Black (B)
- Power / toughness
- 3/2
- Rarity
- Rare
- Set
- March of the Machine (MOM)
- Released
- 2023-04-21
- Collector number
- 93
- Artist
- Brock Grossman
- Commander rank
- 11,127 (by how often it appears in Commander decks)
- Keywords
- Incubate, Transform
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About Bloated Processor
Bloated Processor is a Magic: The Gathering card, a rare black creature from March of the Machine (MOM), an expansion set released in April 2023. It is collector number 93 in that set, with art by Brock Grossman. It costs {2}{B} (two generic and one black mana) to cast, for a mana value of 3. It is a 3/2 creature. Its colour identity is black. It is legal in Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Vintage, Commander, Duel Commander, Oathbreaker, Brawl, Historic, Timeless, Gladiator and Penny Dreadful. It has been printed in 2 sets. The latest aggregated market price for this printing is $0.29 (normal finish, as of 2026-11-02).
Card text
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Market price
Latest aggregated market price for the normal finish of this printing: $0.29 (as of 2026-11-02).
The figure covers this printing only; other printings carry their own price on their own page.
Format legality
Legality of Bloated Processor by format. Formats in which it is not legal are not listed.
| Pioneer | Legal |
|---|---|
| Modern | Legal |
| Legacy | Legal |
| Vintage | Legal |
| Commander | Legal |
| Duel Commander | Legal |
| Oathbreaker | Legal |
| Brawl | Legal |
| Historic | Legal |
| Timeless | Legal |
| Gladiator | Legal |
| Penny Dreadful | Legal |
Other printings of Bloated Processor
Bloated Processor has been printed in 2 sets. The other printings are listed newest first, with the rarity and release year of each.
| Printing | Rarity | Year |
|---|---|---|
| March of the Machine (MOM) #357 | Rare | 2023 |
| March of the Machine Promos (PMOM) #93p | Rare | 2023 |
| March of the Machine Promos (PMOM) #93s | Rare | 2023 |
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